NEWS ALERT!


Well here is a news update. The immune system seems to winning the battle for hearts and minds. All day long the battle has raged on. Fierce exchanges have been met on both sides. The immune system army(ISA) have marched deep into no man’s land against evil invading bacteria (EIB) territory. They have with a persistence and determination that would lead them to kicking down the gates of hell if need be. We almost took a bad turn of events as the host was almost rocked to his knees when a skyrocketing temperature was bought upon him. Inside the eib had bought the isa in a withering crossfire that had pinned them down with horrendous causalities. In a last ditch attempt to free them selves from the choke hold the isa locked bayonets and charged through the thick clouds of cordite that filled the air. Amid the screams of wounded and explosions that rocked the land they made a change towards the enemy who had taken the time to dig in their defensive positions.

The enemy met them with a savage field of fire and out heroes were almost beaten back. Then out of the skies came the shrapnelz’s brigade! These fighter planes came in to bombard the defensive positions. They pounded the enemy not with napalm but with the much dreaded Tylenol cold tablets. Such weapons had never been seen in combat before! The devastation was too much for the enemy who broke from their positions and fled in a hasty retreat. The isa took advantage of the retreat to further whittle down their numbers with mortar attacks using ny-quill cold medicine bomblets. It has been a good day in the war ladies and gentlemen. After all the carnage the turning point of the battle may have come and pass. We must be careful that the eib do not mount a stiff counter attack. Stay tuned and further updates will be posted as soon as we have news. Until then goodnight.