In my job I get all kinds of call from every different kind of people you can think of or maybe some you wish would not call. Two days ago I was talking to a woman who lived in Virginia, now I know I make people comfortable on the phone so she was no exception. She ended up telling me she likes to sun bathe nude in her back yard by her swimming pool. Why I needed to know this for tech support I do not know but it was funny all the same.

Yesterday I was talking to a guy who used to be a 500 pound biker who spent most of his life drinking and doing drugs. So he went back to 180 pounds and cleaned his act up, he also told me he was in the biker gang called the Grim Reapers. But that is not the kicker he was telling me about a porn movie he downloaded where a man inserted his head up to his neck in a woman’s vagina. Now why he told me this one I have absolutely no idea but I must confess I laughed my ass of when he told me that. Then he asked if I wanted to know where to go and download it. I politely refused because why would a man want to do that in the first place and I really did not want to see it. Would any of you want to see that? Can you just say eww? Anyway I got to go and get on the phone have a good weekend everyone talk to you all later.


A wife went in to see a therapist, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every
time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting
yell."

"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the
problem is."

"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"