Ah well not much to write about today except they are really some stupid people out there. Come on face the facts I know it and you know it, I came across a site on the net about dumb warning on the internet and I will show you some of them. The really truly scary part is they must have put silly warnings on products because somebody got hurt or injured and tried to sue a company for being a moron.

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages

Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Hair Coloring Caution: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Swedish Chainsaw Warning: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Various Computers Warning: Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue

Rowenta Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

There you go how is that for lame, especially since some one some where had to try this stupid shit in the first place. Well got to go and get too work talk to you all later.


Subject: It's not the size.
Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why
the head
on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took 2 years and cost
over $180,000.00. The results of the study concluded that the reason
the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man
with more pleasure
during sex.

After the results were published, Germany decided to conduct their
own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the
US study were incorrect. After three years of research and cost an
excess of
$250,000.00, they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger
than the shaft to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.

When the results of the German study were released, Poland decided
to conduct their own study. The Poles didn't really trust the US or German
studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research and at a cost
of right around $75.00, the Polish study reached a conclusion. The Polish
study came to the final conclusion that the reason the head on a man's penis is
larger than the shaft is to prevent your hand from flying off and hitting
you
in the forehead.