I was watching T.V this morning while I was sipping on my cup of Joe, they had a piece on CNN about cigarette lighters in cars and how automobile companies and put up to five in cars and trucks. Why you maybe asking? Well for such things as cell phones but what blew my mind is this. Some companies are selling curling irons, coffee pots, and frying pans so they can be used in cars. Now why is it I can see someone driving down the road on a freeway or highway some where trying to curl their hair? I mean isn’t there enough accidents with people talking on cell phones so the idea of someone making coffee or using a frying pan to cook their breakfast for example is just scary. Ports for DVD players in the back of a van for kids I can understand but you have to draw the line somewhere I am sure.

Here is the kicker, there is a company in the U.S that sells ADULT toys that can be plugged into a cigarette lighter. Is there really a market for this? I would not to be pulled over by a cop car with a vibrating vagina plugged in. can you just imagine? Anybody else find this idea a tad bit strange? Anyway must go and get on the phone talk to you all later, have a good one everybody.

Two guys had grown up together since they were young. As fate would have it, one guy grew up
being a total ladies' man, and the other guy became a total nerd. One summer day the nerd could
stand it no longer. He asked his friend how he picked up all the chicks. His friend answered, "Just
put a potato down your pants and parade up and down the beach, they'll just run to you."

So the geek said, "Okay! I'll give it a try!"

So the next day he put a potato in his pants and went down to a crowded beach loaded with
chicks in bikinis. He saw his friend surrounded by girls as usual, but none came to him. All he got
was a few weird stares from older men. Dismayed, he went home.

The next day he went to his friend's house and told him his dramatic story. His friend shook his
head and said, "Buddy, you were supposed to put the potato in the front!"