Today is my Friday so I am looking forward to my two days off and just relaxing and doing nothing. I was watching CNN this morning and they were doing a documentary on Antarctica. Pretty interesting I must say, it showed the living conditions down there and what it was like to trek across the glaciers and the dangers of falling in some of the crevasses. What early explorers must have gone through must have been hell. They also showed an ice berg that broke off that was the size of Massachusetts how’s that for massive hunh? Had to believe some that big floating around the ocean. They mentioned that if it was made into ice that every one in the world or North America, one or the other I cannot remember, would be able to get a back of ice every day for 70 years or so. That is a lot of ice to be sure. Anyway it is too early in the morning to write anything more interesting must go and answer some calls talk to you all later, have a good weekend every one.

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and asked if there was a barber on the premises.

"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a special machine that should serve your purposes."

Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the appropriate machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his head in the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he ever received in his life.

Down the hall was another machine with a sign that read, "Manicures - 25 cents."

"Why not," thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled them out perfectly manicured.

The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50 cents," The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody around he put in fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his penis into the opening - with great anticipation, since he had been away from his wife for 2 weeks.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.

Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his penis Which now had a button sewed on the tip.