Bow Flex



Never fails every time I am watching TV a bow flex commercial comes on. A man and woman who are in excellent physical shape and who must work out a lot and probably have personal trainers try too pimp out bow flex. I am not enthralled with this product to say the least, I mean when they do not post the price for one is a turn off. Then you here with payments lower than most health club dues does not bode well with me at all. Adds up to something you can bet the bottom dollar is expensive as hell and is going to end up being a big dust collector after the novelty wears off it. If you want to get in shape well then do not eat at Mc Donald’s twice a day, or better yet get off your ass and go and do some walking and save yourself a bundle of money to boot. Besides if I was going to work out I would use free weights anyway because you can get the correct range of muscle movement and opposed to a restricted machine that BENDS of all things which to me is a recipe of disaster right then and there. But that is my two cents worth I guess most go and get ready to go to work talk to you all later have a good one.


P.S. I was just wondering what does every body think of the two pictures I have on the side bar of my page? Just curious is all, the top one I just love for some reason, the bottom one struck my fancy as well when I first seen it. Just wondering what your opinions are.


A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.

"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."

At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.

"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"

After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.