Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Hey I am back to work today after three days off and I feel great, I feel refreshed as it were. Mid you I did not do anything exciting at all but that is besides the point. I did however buy two movies U-571 and Blood In And Blood Out.

U-571 I liked the movie when I first seen it so it was a no brainer to buy. Has anyone seen the other movie? It was an older one but I liked it. Hard to describe it you would have to see if for yourself. So I am going to keep this short since I have writers block this morning. Have a good day every one talk too you all later.


A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his
side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns
to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal.
I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth
for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll
remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing
this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."
The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up
on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator
closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
alligator hard on the top of its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed
his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd
cheered and the first of his free drinks were
delivered. The man stood up again and made another
offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give
it a try".
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but you have to
promise not to hit me on the head with the beer
bottle".






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