Not much too write about life has been pretty tame this weekend. The NASCAR race was rained out yesterday so I watched it today so I could let my wife know who won. Watching racing is starting too rub off on me I guess because I don’t mind watching it at all anymore and I am getting pretty good at matching up cars with their owners. Anyway must go I guess have a good one every one talk to you later.

A drunk is standing, peeing into a fountain in the middle of town,
so a cop comes up to him and says "Stop that and put it away!"
The drunk shoves his dick into his pants and does up his zip. As
the cop turns to go, the drunk starts laughing.

"Okay, what's so funny?" asks the cop.

"Fooled you." says the drunk "I put it away, but I didn't stop."