Not much to complain about lately which is a blessing I guess, work has been going good. The calls have been really slow as of late which is indeed heaven because there is nothing like a couple of minutes between calls to catch your breath, so even though my first two calls yesterday were raving lunatics I did not mind or nor was I put into a bad mood.

Last night I watched survivor which is kind of interesting the way they put a spin on it this year. They pretty much have nothing as if they were really dropped off on an island by a ship wreck for example. All they have is what they bought at a village before they arrived on their islands. So it is really more of a survival aspect to it which makes it all the more interesting to be sure. One team has been hit twice with having to vote somebody off which is making them weaker. Should be amusing to see what happens next I expect. Anyway must go and get ready for work talk to all later.


A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright - but after a few months he gets lonely...

The pig starts to look more and more attractive - soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating.

One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."

The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"