Well I got off work yesterday and went home early only to be put too work. I live in an apartment building and the next door neighbor had a huge leak in his hallway. Well the landlord figured the leak was coming from our hot water boiler, or as some people call it water heater. So when I got home my wife had started removing everything from the storage room, so I pitched in and helped. I made numerous trips down to the garbage dumpster to throw away all the useless shit we all accumulate over the years. But at least the room is pretty well gutted out and all we have to do is put back the things we want to keep. So some plumbers will drop by today and remove the old tank and put in a new one so we will have that out of our hair for this weekend.

Each morning as we drive to our local coffee shop for our cup of java on the way too work I usually see two people standing in front of a local restaurant. Sometimes it is a young man and woman; sometimes they are both women for example. There they are standing there all dressed up and holding a booklet in their hands. I was puzzled the first couple of times and then my wife said they are Jehovah witness. Strong faith I guess standing out there in the morning time when it is starting to get cold. I am curious as to see if they will be there when the snow flies. I am putting money on no but I maybe proven wrong. I am no religious fanatic, I only go to church for weddings, funerals and other such events. Religion left a bad taste in my mouth from going to a catholic school. So people who stand around trying to pawn off their beliefs on strangers are highly amusing to me. Then again these are the same people who come knocking on the door and barge on in when you answer sprouting out religious rhetoric and trying to convert you. I had to threaten a man before to get him to shut up and get to get him the fuck out of my house. I do not knock on their doors and try to make them catholic do I? The mere though is laughable considering the catholic religion has the most bloodiest of histories. Any one remember the crusades? Anyway most go and get back too work talk to you all later.


There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen."

The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about. Your wife fell three times this week."

Well I got off work early yesterday and came home bored what to do what to do? Well I washed the dishes and did the other odd mundane jobs we have to normally do in our lives then I fired up the trusty old computer. Then I proceeded to load a program used to *cough* *ahem* “acquire” files from the internet. So a guy whose nick name will be with held and I struck up a conversation. It turns out he is a programmer down in the U.S. seems he was a programmer for 30 years and I told him you don’t really talk to many people who are programmers for that stretch of time. He answered he does not know of too many programmers and I could not help it but I burst out laughing when I read that one, he also mentioned he has been out of work for three years! How true it is to be unemployed for long stretches of time been there my self not a fun experience to say the least. Nothing worse than having no reason to get up in the morning time, makes you feel useless and like something that crawled out of a rock, well that is how I felt anyway. The reason why he probably cannot get a job in his field? Besides the kiss off that your are over qualified, a lot of high tech jobs in North America have moved over seas to places like India for example you can check out the story here for example.


Jobs Abound In India’s Tech Sector


how’s that for a kick in the nuts for people who went to school for X number of years so the jobs they worked hard and trained for to be moved to a country because it is cheaper? Welcome to the world of global economics right? Most of the manufacturer jobs are in other countries why not the high tech sector? I just pity the people who call some of theses companies for help in tech support for example. Case in point DELL, A lot of customers sputter when I tell them they have to call them because the language barrier is brutal which is understandable. So what is a customer to do? You got me, anyway must get ready to go too work talk to you all later.

P.S. while I was writing this and getting a joke to tack onto the end of my post I got a blue screen of death from my computer and had to restart, thinking fuck I have to re-type this damn thing and the it was when I opened office XP letting me recover it. Isn’t technology grand sometimes?


10 ways to Know If You Bought A Bad Computer

1. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.
2. It's celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.
3. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.
4. It's slogan is "Pentium: redefining mathematics".
5. The "quick reference" manual is 120 pages long.
6. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.
7. The screen often displays the message, "Ain't it break time yet?"
8. The manual contains only one sentence: "Good Luck!"
9. The only chip inside is a Dorito.
10. You've decided that your computer is an excellent addition to your fabulous paperweight collection.

Well another weekend for me has come and gone as I get ready to trudge off to work today. As usual I do not do anything exciting this weekend in the least, after working all week I am more interested in just relaxing. I am curious to see today who will the California election so they will shut up about it. I would not be surprised in the least to see Arnold win it. Anybody out there do anything remotely interesting this weekend?

The weather is vastly changing here and you can feel the difference in the air when you go outside in the morning times. Already people have Halloween decorations up which are kind of depressing seeing how it is only the seventh of October. Next thing you know the stores and media will be doing a full frontal assault of Christmas advertising. A lot of people seem to go all out for Halloween though and I find it ironic that the whole basis of the holiday is a witch’s Sabbath. How is that for strange? Every year this time we all dress up and give you treats to people who come knocking on the door like little beggars. I know I enjoyed the holiday when I was young but when I started to get older it just seems like a sort of hallmark holiday. Anyway must get ready and go too work I guess talk to you all later.


A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax---OH MY...!"

Then silence.

Soon, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of very hot coffee and she spilled it in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

Last night I was watching the discovery channel again and I was fascinated by a show about a trans-Atlantic tunnel concept the engineers had come up with. Yes I know there are tunnels under bodies of water like the English channel but the one they would like to build is from either Newfoundland or New York too London. How is that for an idea hunh? Indeed there are lots of problems involved in building the thing for example. The pressure for one and the seismic activity involved in those areas as well, the cost seems to be the biggest hurdle they figure such a project would cost in the hundred of trillions of dollars, holy shit I would not want to foot that bill. Another problem they would have is making the train go about 5000 mph so the trip would be feasible for example. Interesting show to say the least, even if they did build it I would never go on the ride. Bad enough when a train de-rails now but a derailment under water going at those speeds? No thanks.

I am a little disappointed with the state of affairs today; when I was young I watched star trek for example and had wild visions of the twentieth century of space ships to strange and exotic planets and seeing strange space beings. What a shame we will not get too see any of this happen in out life time. Hopefully in our children’s lifetime they will get to see some serious space exploration getting done. They made a big deal of getting a man on the moon so they could race the Russians and then slacked off and a big period of launching satellites. Of course a big step was the new space station but so far space exploration is pretty stagnant. Time to get back to work I guess talk to you all later.



A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house) and would always leave with a stringer full of fish. The fellow had a boat but a fishing pole was not to be seen.

The farmer mentioned the situation to the lake ranger. The ranger then started watching this man and all that the farmer said was true! The man would arrive at the lake in the morning and by early afternoon, he had a stringer full of fish. The ranger dressed like a fisherman one day and approached the man. They exchanged pleasantries and the stranger asked the ranger in disguise to come fish with him. They boated for 45 minutes and arrived at a secluded spot. The stranger then pulled out a stick of dynamite.

Ranger: "I'm going to have to place you under arrest - I am a Ranger and you are fishing illegally!"

The stranger calmly lit the stick of dynamite and handed it to the ranger. Stranger: "Are you gonna talk or fish?"

Today at work will be one of my long days maybe, considering I got too go home early the last two days as well as last week makes me think I will get out of there again today early as well. So far it has been a really good week at work, cannot complain when I was only there for 2 hours yesterday. The old vacation pay will take a beating this pay period but oh well that is what it is there for I guess.

Anyway we bought two movies yesterday, good deal I must say $9 each for two DVD’s so can’t go wrong with that deal. Anyone ever see “Apt Pupil”? I thought it was pretty good movies obviously because I bought it right? Actually I read the Stephen King Different Season in which the story was published and it was a good story, interesting enough three out of the four stories were made into movies, along with Apt Pupil, Stand By Me and The Shaw shank Redemption were also made into movies as well. The story for Apt Pupil was a bit dark to say the least but it was a good story and well written I though and it seemed very believable to be truthful. I almost would not be surprised to find out something like that could have happened. So the movie they made was pretty true too the story, yes I know a lot was left out but that is the sucky thing about making a movie out of a book or story. Hearts in Atlantis was the most hideous movie I have ever seen that was supposed to be made from a book; it was so bad I turned it off.

The other movie I got was Dolores Claiborne which I cannot remember but I do know I saw the movie quite awhile ago but memory comes up blank when I try to conjure up a vision of the movie in my head. I liked it though I think, I will find out when I get a chance to watch it again. I liked the book so I will probably like the movie again when I see it. Anyway I must go and get ready to go too work talk to you all later.


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one
thing."

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought
for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the
bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put
them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying...that
phrase...in no time."

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be
the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
Inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the fucking beads
away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"

Well not much happened last night I played my guitar last night and tried to find something good on TV which is a chore upon itself. Ever channel surf and nothing on the screen appeals to you? Happens to me all the time then I turn to my good old staple of TV goodness which is the Discovery Channel because I figure if I am going to be bored I might as well learn something while I am at it. I have corrupted my wife by the way I have her interested in a show that comes on Tuesday nights at 10:00 pm our time called American Chopper. She actually likes watching it now and seeing how the bikes turn out, and things aside the young man who designs them is a genius. It is hard to believe he has only been doing it for three years. Plus the father and son bicker so much I find it highly amusing to say the least.

Anyway it was slow at work and I got to leave early at 2:00 as opposed to 3:30 which is kind of nice to say the least. It has been like that the least week or so and I am not complaining. Hope the same trend keeps up today; anyway I must go and finish getting ready for work talk to you all later.


A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.

The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.

The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner people."

A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off that corner... NOW!"

Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled stares in his direction.

Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"

Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this is a bus stop."

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more
frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She considered various
ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship and finally decided to
purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly frisky, and he was as usual,
watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the
crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her
husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair
arm.
"Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear."

Well I had a nice relaxing weekend and I never did anything special. I did however watch three movies. Anger management was ok I guess it was pretty funny at times but other than that the humour attempts seemed to be strained at best I thought. Dare devil was interesting as well some cool special effects but all that jumping around well it reminded my of Spiderman and as far I know they are supposed to be two different people.

The movie that was the crowning jewel of the trio was the hunted. This movie was the best movie I have seen in awhile. You can tell the actors put a lot of work into this one. The fight scenes were fluid as water and they must have spent hours practicing how to fight I think. Pretty cool story line to it I must admit could happen in real life I guess. Anyway it is back too work today but it is a short day which is nice, must go and get ready to go to work I guess talk to you all later.


A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.

After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,... 'Congratulations on your new location!"

Not much to complain about lately which is a blessing I guess, work has been going good. The calls have been really slow as of late which is indeed heaven because there is nothing like a couple of minutes between calls to catch your breath, so even though my first two calls yesterday were raving lunatics I did not mind or nor was I put into a bad mood.

Last night I watched survivor which is kind of interesting the way they put a spin on it this year. They pretty much have nothing as if they were really dropped off on an island by a ship wreck for example. All they have is what they bought at a village before they arrived on their islands. So it is really more of a survival aspect to it which makes it all the more interesting to be sure. One team has been hit twice with having to vote somebody off which is making them weaker. Should be amusing to see what happens next I expect. Anyway must go and get ready for work talk to all later.


A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food and water, and the weather is beautiful, so he's doing alright - but after a few months he gets lonely...

The pig starts to look more and more attractive - soft, pink flesh, round buttocks, etc. But every time this poor guy makes an advance towards the pig, the Doberman snarls at him and once almost bit his leg. Very frustrating.

One day the guy sees a speck on the horizon, so he swims out there and it turns out to be a dinghy, cast adrift, and in the bottom of the boat is a beautiful woman, unconscious. He drags her to shore and brings her into his hut and slowly nurses her back health. Finally she is well enough to walk and she says to him "Thank you, thank you for saving my life. I don't know how I can ever repay you. I'll do anything for you, anything, just name it."

The guy thinks for a minute and says, "Would you mind taking my dog for a walk?"

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as
chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in
Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for
coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that
preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge
would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another, and they decided to do a seven-day
experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear,
preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.


Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and
has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the
woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to
him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with
me and began to slap me around. So I quick grabbed my holy water,
sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as
a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first
communion and confirmation."


Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an
arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and
brimstone oratory he proclaimed, "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we
don't sprinkle...WE DUNK! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And
then I began to read to him from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear
wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to
rassle. We rassled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until
we came to a crick. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy
soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We
spent the rest of the week in fellowship, feasting on God's Holy
Word, and praising Jesus."


They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital
bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors
running in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi looks up
and says, "Oy, You fellows don't know what trouble is until you try
to circumcise one of those hairy buggers!"

Well today is Tuesday another day down the road towards the good old weekend. It was very slow yesterday which was very nice, I went home and played my guitar with my friend who came over and showed me some tips on playing.

Speaking of my friend who shall remain nameless (Steven a.) who sits on the other side of the cubicle from me stated that he was very secure with his manhood today. He went on too further state that in his free time he like to crochet little doilies for his tables and plans to mass market them to compete with Martha Stewart. Whom he sees and a greedy money sucking parasite preying on the coat of society, how secure is that?

Talk about living in a different world hunh? Some people’s kids, Must go and get on the phone talk to you all later.

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"

"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you." he said.

"We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong with your 'ear' or whatever."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my 'ear'," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

"I can't piss out of it." the man replied.

A few minutes before the services started,
the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman
who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Satan walked up to the old man and said,
"Don't you know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you with a word?" asked Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a minute." returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY for all eternity??" persisted Satan.
"Yep." was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid??" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man calmly replied,
"Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

Another week behind me, it was not a bad week all things considered I guess. For the most part the calls were not too quick and we had some time in between them this week which was very nice to say the least. Also the customers were not all contrary bastards a bonus in it’s self.

I had a lot of brand new users which was okay because they were full of questions which I don not mind in the least because they is how you learn and they showed a willingness to make an attempt to learn which is very encouraging. I asked them how long is your warranty, the answers varied from one year to three for example. So I told them do what ever you want to when it comes to making mistakes. What do you mean I got asked, well crash that thing and delete what ever you fell like now and get it over with while you are still under warranty? They found this amusing but I was deadly serious, I figure they should make their mistakes now and learn the limits now before they have to call their OEM’s and pay for tech support while they can. A lot of them seemed to like this idea very much and I egged them on saying this is how you learn and to an extent it is to be sure.

Sucks for the next tech they talk too I guess but it is part of the game in my eyes. I gave up telling people they should play with things that they do not know how too use because they are going to do it anyway. Must go and enjoy my quality time with my wife talk to you all later.

I have been watching the news every morning since I have started my new shift. Since there is nothing on in the morning times I watch CNN to see what is going on in the world. All they have been talking about for the last three or four days is the hurricane that is blowing off shore down near the Carolinas. The media has made this out too be a climatic bogey man of sorts and I a way I guess that is true. The storm is causing fear in many because past hurricanes have killed people and caused a lot of damage. Why do storms like this seem to surprise people in the first place I wonder? If I lived in the areas I would not be startled like a deer in a head of head lights when some body said there was a hurricane coming. You would think the residents in these areas would have the necessary supplies handy to board up their homes for example seeing how the last storm hit say two years ago. Human memory can be sort termed sometimes I would imagine, or ignorant maybe because people must think will it won’t happen again. They showed a list of the last couple hurricanes and the years they hit and seems to be a pattern to me of two to three years with the maximum of five. So why are people going into panic overload I wonder? Are they spurned on by the fear mongering of the media? Hmm it would be a plausible reason I think. Must go and get ready for work I guess talk to you all later.

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Well I am enjoying my day off let me tell you. I never did much today at all played around with a computer game but that about sums it up. On the weekend I never do very much so to speak. I don’t go to bars or parties because Saturday day night is quality time with my wife. Besides I left the party life behind me a long time ago, I now find it boring to an extent. Being in a bar with a couple hundred people bumping into you and having to yell over the music lost its appeal. This coming from guy who once upon a time used to like going to rave bars so go figure.
I did watch a documentary on the science of shark bites on discovery channel which I found very interesting to say the least. This I got too watch after NASCAR was over so I enjoyed my TV time for a little while. Seems a bunch of scientist examined the bites of sharks when it comes to bite pressure and damage to human flesh.

One scientist was a guy who had his calf muscle ripped off by a four hundred pound bull shark, the whole thing was captured on video tape and they played the uncensored version at the end of the show. Pretty gruesome to say the least. It showed the shark from underwater biting him in the calf. Then it showed the after effect when they were taking him out of the water with a larger chunk of his flesh missing and blood and sinew and muscle hanging from the gaping wound. By the way did I mention he was standing in waist deep water with a school of bull sharks swimming around while he talked to another man. Hmmm seems to me that would raise you chances of an attack, but being a normal human as opposed to being a scientist what do I know right? Enough not too try that particular stunt in the first place.

Well it was cool how they made mock up mechanical sharks with metal teeth to test the different PSI pressure bites and how they relate to bites in human flesh. Three models were used a bull shark, a great white and a tiger shark. The great white has the hardest bite coming in to close to a ton of pressure when biting but the big surprise to me was the tiger shark. I did know they grew almost the same size as great whites but they have a different set of teeth which I was not aware of. Their teeth are sharp to better puncture with but also serrated as well. So they do an incredible amount of damage, borders on the verge of horrendous to be sure. These bites they tested with the shark moving toward the target at 25 MPH for example and the end result is I am glad I never got attacked because it was ghastly the amount of damage they all done to a side of lamb they had rigged up. Using weights they reproduced the amount of drag that would occur with a shark attack and moving when biting under water and it makes me think the people who survive should consider them selves very lucky to be alive to say the least.

They did show a video as well of a young woman who was attacked buy a great white shark. The shark bit he twice and she ended up losing her leg. What a shame, I may be wrong but I do believe it happened off Easter Island. I would never go back in the water ever again if I was attacked by a shark.
I grew up near the ocean all my life and my father was a fisherman once upon a time as most people from small out ports in Newfoundland were. So I used to go out fishing with him and I know to a certain extent what is in the ocean and I would never swim in there. People thing because the water is cold in the Atlantic Provinces that there are no sharks around here and guess what? You could never be more wrong. Since this is getting to be a bit long I must run along I guess since I bended your ear enough for now, talk to you all later.


There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are
talking about the amount of control they have over their
wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and
says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you
have over your wife?"

The third fellow says, "I'll tell you. Just the other night
my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "Wow! What happened then?"
they asked.

The third man took a healthy swallow of his beer, sighed
and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under the bed and
fight like a man.”

One Saturday morning a chap gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
his lunch made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the
garage to hook up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes.
Coming out of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential
downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing
50 mph. Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the
house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be
bad weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that shit?"

I walking downstairs and I seen a complete stranger reading my blog., what a weird feeling there he was reading the words I typed feeling what ever emotions I had going through me at the time. Now I know some people come to my site a lot, most them people I know, but too see a stranger reading it left me with a feeling of awe. Strange but nice and the same time makes it worth while some how or another. Talk to you all later.

Well last night on discovery channel I noticed it was the last night for shark week. Boo, Hiss, I like watching about these creatures. Mind you I know they are not cute and lovable like whales but they have their reasons to be swimming around in our oceans. Think of them as the ocean’s garbage collectors in some sorts. It is kind of amazing how long these sleek predators have been cruising the oceans depths. Thank god some of the sharks are extinct, if some of them were still around you would never get me out on the water again.

Anyway I find them highly fascinating to say the least, especially the great white sharks. Which not a huge lot is known, they do not know where they go for the bulk of their lives and they do not know how they mate for example. Which is a testament of how big our oceans really are, then you also have the behemoth of the whale sharks which comes by Australia a certain time of the year and then nobody knows, as I have said before the ocean right now should be our final frontier because we don’t understand it for one, and two not all of it has been explored. If we have not looked at every inch of the ocean and seen all the un-told wonders the deep trenches may hold how can we possibly conceive space as the final frontier? Anyway must get ready to go too work I guess I hope it is slow today. Talk to you all later.







A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby.
He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?"

His wife confessed, "Not this time."

Yeah! Another day at work has come and gone, it was a short day mind you because I was off at 3:00 which is a good deal. Tomorrow is going to be a long day because it a off at 8:00 yeech! It has been slow at work the last couple of day which is a big relief for a change, because there is nothing like actually getting a chance to exhale between calls. Must go I guess got my guitar practice in for today must go and watch some boob tube and wait for big brother to come on, I like watching them back stab each other ( insert evil maniacal laugh here ) until tomorrow adieu.

SCHOOL PUNISHMENT


A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, "What's so funny,Pat?"

"I just saw one of your garters!"

"Get out of my classroom," she yells, "I don't want to see you for three days!"

The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, "What's so funny, Billy?"

"I just saw both of your garters!"

Again, she yells, "Get out of my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!"

Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving the classroom.

"Where do you think you're going?" she asks.

"From what I just saw, my school days are over!"




ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS PICTURE IS AMEN!